/ ˈdɪs saɪˌbɪzəm /
noun
1. a feeling of pensive frustration human beings have when they are hungry but are unable to imagine something that they would like to eat. Although generally felt by all throughout cultures all over the world, it is more frequently observed in those with little social interactions, most commonly by single men. Latin: dys- (painful, difficult) + cibus (food).
2. the combined feelings of sadness and anger that humans can feel when they realize that none of the food options available fulfil their current desire. It can be felt both with and without the presence of hunger - desperately searching for something to eat in the fridge, calmly shopping for groceries, planning a dinner. Typically more present in people with low cooking skills and low levels of creativity. Recurrent cases of dyscibism are associated with bad eating habits (fast food), malnutrition (usually due repeated dishes for a prolonged time), and long periods without eating (intermittent fasting).
A note to myself: This webpage is a living extension of your brain as an attempt to reduce feelings of dyscibism in your life. It contains all dish options that you know how to cook. Through the filtering options below ▼, you can look into your brain in a less confusing way. You can see, sort, and compare all your possible options. There is no food option in your brain that is not here. If you cannot find something that satisfies your current needs here, you must learn a new dish and add it to the database. The richer the menu gets, the less dyscibism you should feel.